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Clown

That scary ass thing with the red nose and big ass fucking feet
by Oopieoop February 9, 2021
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Clown

1:see in circus don't ask me
2(new definition):script kiddies in Roblox Lego game
3:lamely funny guy
1:clowns do tricks in the circus
2:this bacon hair keeps eating the clown bread
3:ur a clown cus u look ulgy #### u
3.2 guy:tags, aww man
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) November 3, 2019
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Clown Shoes

about a size 23
Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"

Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"
by DJamesK1 January 26, 2011
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Funny Clown

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth, then making her laugh so she spits it out!
"Man, I had the best night last night, I gave my girlfriend the best funny clown! She spat my load everywhere!"
by TheActualBatman! December 18, 2012
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Ass Clown

Ass Clown is basically a cross between an ass hole and a clown. Members of Dirty Sanchez and JackAss are good examples of ass clowns.
I saw that guy trying to spray his mate with mace for fun. What a fucking ass clown.
by K2fatbob March 20, 2010
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Clown

I overheard this girl on the sidewalk say,
Bring back manly men.’
‘I inspire global conversation.’
‘Shots fired.’

So I urged her, ‘Be careful what you say... you sound like a clown!’” 🤡
by manlystyles December 5, 2020
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Snogging the toothless clown

Cunnilingus with a woman whose pubis is unusually thick and bushy.
When we went for lunch, Cedric smiled at the waitress and he had whopping great pubes like bed springs between his teeth! I reckon he was snogging the toothless clown last night!
by Nuphagus January 5, 2020
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