Thomas

Thomas the man of all men with the smallest penis. Super attractive and funny but such a disappointment when he drops his drawers. Ladies feel bad for him to say the least. If you’re dating a Thomas just be prepared to not feel a thing.

Wow that “Thomas” sure has a small dick.

by Choo choo Thomas October 25, 2019

Thomas

Big dick! Stong sex game! Deep eyes that catch you by surprise. Bad tempered but means well a Thomas is a catch and every night one to remember.

I slept with Thomas, wow what a night!

by Jjhindle1586 November 23, 2021

Thomas Davis

Large and in charge/ "wide with pride" - quote from Thomas Davis

Is that Thomas Davis, I can hear him walking , he's shaking the ground.

by ThOmAs_DaViS May 19, 2023

Thomas Steinkamp

Thomas Steinkamp has a 69 inch dick and is always sticking his giant dick in hot girls vaginas and always gets head from hot girls

Thomas Steinkamp fucks hot girls all the time

by Koby is an ass September 20, 2018

engine thomas

a train, which has abnormally big stack. usually 420in in diameter. he loves to 48 a lot and he's kinda hung

oh man, i really enjoyed the ride in engine thomas

by koblížek December 13, 2016

Thomas

He is very sensitive and a hypocrite. will make fun of you then cry when you do it back

“damn thomas cried so much over megan”

by coolratcatlat December 6, 2021

Thomas

She's a funny girl, awesome, bold and good at all. She's trying her best at all times even she has a bad day. Mysterious person, but try to interact with her you'll gonna get a lesson in life that you'll never heard to someone. Moody everyday, but you're lucky person when you truly know how to get her. But at times she spends 2 hours in the bathroom doing nothing,but being stupid and mean to old people.

Thomas: hey old bitch i am going to take ur cane and also take a shit in ur bathroom

by Godly Fortnite Master 69 July 23, 2022