dad

He may be kinda dumb, but hey, atleast he doest give you fucking bipolar disorder fir the rest of your life.

Dad is working hard, while your mom is sitting inside "working" when she is really just watching some shitty soap opera.

by Densest March 1, 2017

Dads

Day after drinking shits.

Damn I have dads and it’s coming out like lava!

by Death Keeper June 8, 2019

Dad

The man that fucked your mom

“Hey dad…” “Wait dad DAD DAAADDDD *Cries* where’d you go dad”

by AreYouDumb May 17, 2020

Ur dad

Hmmm idk man he's gone he disappeared

Deric: "Ur dad was really hard last night dude I felt all up on that shit" Chris: WHAT DUDE U FUCKED MY DAD

by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024

Dad

Let me guess he's gone for the milk

Dad's back with the milk

by Nothig here lol October 6, 2021

Dad

The father of the child

You should know this. Your mother taught you this. So why are you searching Dad?

by Possibly the person you dont k September 30, 2021

ur dad

your dad

ur dad is rich.

by qwertylovr December 28, 2022