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Dick Chicken

A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.
Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!
by Kez 4 Prez March 27, 2016
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dick tot

Deragatory term used to identify a male with "little man syndrome" and an, assumed, tiny penis.
That guy's such a little dick tot.

Shutup, dick tot.
by price is right December 25, 2009
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dick ton

a unit of precise measurement when one has no real clue
That piano weighed a dick ton!
by jdawgger6969 July 22, 2010
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Dick Googler

One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.
"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."
by HottieNanako May 10, 2010
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Urb-Dicking

To add something about someone in the Urban Dictionary because you dont have the balls or the intelligence to communicate it to them personally.
Hey I'm pretty intellectually inadequate, insecure, and superficial. Let me go Urb-Dicking someone because I dont have the cohonays to say it to them personally. Even if I am the only one who understands my joke or meaning so what? It's hip and cyber to add to this right? Right?!?
by Messenger Of The One December 22, 2008
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dick cramp

An annoying person that insults people for no reason
John: you're stupid

Bob: shut up you're being a dick cramp
by Potato rapist April 26, 2014
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Siamese Dick

When a couple is about to perform anal sex and the man covers his dick in glue and proceeds to ram it into the girl's asshole, thus forming an inseparable siamese twin.
"Dude, you gotta try the siamese dick with your girl tonight! Don't forget to buy the glue!"
by BiigFrahh July 2, 2014
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