Cast the first stone

A sarcastic phrase and reference to a Bible tale of a prostitute being sentenced to being stoned to death where Jesus says, "let he who has never sinned, cast the first stone"

It is now commonly used as a way of saying someone has no room to judge you for an act, specifically if they have done it themselves.

A: (smoking a cigar) I cannot belive you started smoking, it is terrible for you and shameful
B: (in a sarcastic tone) Well cast the first stone.

by Peanut butter and onions December 9, 2024

first cousin-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's parent's sibling.
2. The child of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

first-middle

The way a mother addresses her child when they are misbehaving.

I can't believe Adrian Michael got first-middled by his mom on Vine.

by waizawa June 11, 2021

Homonoid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Homonoid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

This ain't my first rodeo

Used to tell someone this ain't the first time you've done something.

When you're planning a sneaky night away with a hot bird. And you tell her we should use a taxi to the hotel instead of using own car and she replies..."yeah taxi, good thinking"

This ain't my first rodeo bhaat

by Buddahsquirtmiester September 25, 2022

first born babies/airbender fukkers

children who love the first fruits of the Heavenly Father and seek out to get what they want and obey God and make people obey God at all times. God grants them gifts because they seek God and love God in return.

Adonai is a first born babies/airbender fukkers child that can't handle abuse or hatred of thy neighbor because God says to love thy neighbor. So he socks the faces of people to get them back on track to loving their neighbor.

by aromabinger August 7, 2023

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025