Giving Her The Soup Kitchen

When you procure a lady to get on her knees during sexual intercourse. In the kneeling position the lady holds out her hands in a cup formation as you proceed to cum in her hands. She proceeds to wash her hands with hot water, creating an ooey gooey mixture. With this mixture the lady gives the man a double, mix grip ,gluck, suck, 3000.
I walked into my friends bedroom during a wedding where Logie was giving her the soup kitchen to his girlfriend Lea.
by ProfessorP1234 April 20, 2020
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South American Soup Bowl

The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.
Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."
by xxhentaihavenxx December 27, 2019
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soup terrorist

Somebody who spices up the, but not limited to, soup with some form of bodily fluid...
Why does this lobster bisque taste funny?

Geoff pissed in it.

Fuckin soup terrorist
by Flat.Turd September 04, 2020
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SEAGULL SOUP

A very cool thing / better than everything else
That person is some real SEAGULL SOUP
by Me has return November 04, 2023
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South Harrison soup sucker

The act of a women sucking cum up off the floor as if she was drinking a fine bowl of soup, from the south Harrison region, then spitting back out the cum back out into her hand for which she stores it in her vagina for consumption at a later time
My girlfriend was sucking my cock and after I blew my nut she performed an old fashioned south Harrison soup sucker. I am slightly worried as to why she wants to keep my cum for later
by Bigoleballsack July 08, 2022
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The Absolute Soup

When you call someone the absolute soup, you are saying that they have soup for brains, and therefore stating that they cannot grasp the power of big moon.
Excuse me Sir, you are the most soupy person I have ever seen, and you may even be the absolute soup.
by ASAPaperlepsepserGUY February 27, 2019
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soups bonks

Abbr. Super bonkers. Something that’s so impressive its almost unbelievable
Did you see how close that car was to hitting us??? Jeez that was soups bonks
by jjhgffghf February 16, 2024
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