Hot like a bitch

Whenever you think the day is going to be cold, so you wear a coat/sweater, then later you find out that it is actually a hot day, but you're already at work/school doing things, so you just have to suffer through it

guy 1: Bro it is hot like a bitch in here. I feel like a uranium reactor about to meltdown!
guy 2 (wearing a hoodie): Nah, it's pretty cool in here.
guy 1: shut the fuck up, I was wearing a t-shirt when you looked like you were in the arctic when it was 60 degrees (Fahrenheit, about 15.5 Celcius) outside.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project May 3, 2022

Run like a goon

The act of when you run away from someone who let out a disgusting camel.

I had to run like a goon yesterday because of Robert.

by Roseboy April 26, 2022

sinda kounds like

'Sinda kounds like': a phrase that kinda sounds like 'kinda sounds like' = irony bro.

Cotton (misspeaks): Man I have to take Mall to the mom, er Mom to the mall.
Mitchen: Huh? Really? Sinda kounds like you can't talk, son!

by i'mcuttingedge April 10, 2016

Bounce it like scomo

Bouncing something off you with little to no effort and feel like a boss.

Spectator 1: did you see that? Looked so easy for Nadal to hit that ball.
Spectator 2: Yah, bounce it like scomo Nadal.

by FallenV May 7, 2019

Shit like a Nazi

When you have to shit so bad you are willing to wipe out a whole race of people to get to a toilet.

That burrito is going to make me shit like a Nazi

by Tattookaz June 24, 2016

never be like holmsy

darby kelly

darby kelly is a shit cunt and he will never be like holmsy

by fuckenshazzar December 5, 2016

Pump Like Trump

1. to go big, but especially to go huge.
2. to be successful or be a success.
3. to exceed the mainstream expectation.
4. an elite form of "git r' done".
5. a form of domination

I pumped like Trump on my test, and I aced it.

When I pump like Trump, I win every time.

by whitehousetees.com November 19, 2016