The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.

"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."

by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025

purple core

purple core is mainly associated with murder and bombs but it is also a cute aesthetic. Songs that fit this asethetic: Chururira Chururira Daddadda! rinridgetrid (yes the one by natsuki kanemaru

the terrorist is a purple core

by Purple core February 19, 2025

Purple Cart

The Purple Cart medal is presented to retail employees who have been injured/wounded in the line of duty.

I served with her in Grocery Division, Fruit Battalion, Bananas Company. She was an awesome SNCO and was awarded the Purple Cart for injuries sustained during COVID-19.

by Boxman45 December 10, 2023

Purple

people who join a discord server and think there the shit even though their newbie cunts

bob: oh god a fuckin purple
jake: lets bully him
Purple: you guys ever really look into philosophy starts quoting René Descartes

by The definitive definitions February 26, 2021

Purple

Someone u will never stop loving. Even after they’ve moved on and u think u have a small part of ur heart will always belong to them.

He’s my purple

by Agirlhasnoname11 February 21, 2021

Purple

The best color, no argument.

Red: Do you think that I am a pretty color?
Blue: I mean, you're no Purple, but you're alright

by Vanilla.Latte40 October 22, 2020

Purple Parrot

Sydney’s top destination for acai, known as Purple Parrot, where the colour purple is rediscovered, elevated and tasted. This isn’t just any acai spot; it’s where purple regains its traditional connotations of luxury, nobility, ambition and power, reclaimed from a various groups who have tried to hijack it. Every spoonful at Purple Parrot offers a taste of this new luxury, transforming a simple meal into an extraordinary experience.

Ay, cuz, you sussed out that Purple Parrot yet? WHAT! Wallah you're missing out!

by elikharatak April 23, 2024