Michael moment 

The moment when you see a Michael and you question your sexuality, because the sheer amount of sex apeal coming from a Michael is to much to withstand.

I just had a Michael moment. I think I like dudes now.

Michael moment by I fucking hate jay January 1, 2021

Michael Sanzone

An extremely underrated hype house member. He is sweet and will always make you smile. He deserves everything. Also very hot 🥵

“Have heard of Michael Sanzone?”

“Yes! That underrated hype house member who is actually the hottest in the house, I love him!”

Michael Sanzone by @Sanzone.and.hype January 30, 2021

Michael Fraghia

Legit beast. Pulls all the baddies, can bench press 5000 pounds. Gonna go d1 for every sport possible. He idolizes nelkboys and sleepy hallow the rapper. He simply just built different. State wrestler. State champion hockey player. And takes naps daily. Man is a Animal.

“Michael Fraghia” is so cool I want to be him he’s so strong

Michael Fraghia by Dontdoyourhw February 8, 2021

Michael John Extreme 

Weed
(Can also be called Michael John Premier Edition)

Person 1- do you want to get Michael John Extreme for tomorrow
Person 2- hell yeah dude

Michael John Extreme by whatyoulikeyou March 2, 2021

michael jamison 

A self-made businessman from South Africa who also has a YouTube channel with 1 million subscribers. Owns a large house and has many pets, including two tigers.

His most famous animals are his two tigers.

Person 1: Have you heard of michael jamison?
Person 2: No, who's that.
Person 1: You need to watch his videos immediately, I'm serious.

michael jamison by thelordjensen March 8, 2021

Michael McDowell

Best nascar driver of all time. Goated 500 winner and deserves the 18 car.

Michael McDowell is a good nascar driver.

Michael McDowell by anonymous April 3, 2021

Michael Anton 

Michael is a purple unicorn who’s is also sus. Michael Anton hates plastics and always rides his bike. If you litter Michael Anton will will pick it up, bring it to your house and make you recycle it.

Michael Anton loves to wet his plants.

Michael Anton by AncientK April 8, 2021