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Matthew

Stop being a Matthew
by Buttercup1389 April 13, 2025
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Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan

“Hey who’s Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan?”
“Uhh DellRrobloxboss obviously!!”
by koniz907L April 16, 2025
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matthew

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matthew you suck
by i hate matthew most April 18, 2025
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Matthew

Will wank off dogs for a bag of quavers
Guy: hey want a bag of quavers?
Matthew : yeah only if I can wank off your dog first
by Betafish nikki May 8, 2025
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Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.
Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.
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Matthew

look at that kanker matthew ova there
by HornyHogrider69 June 6, 2025
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Matthew

A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.
Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?
by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023
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