mud cheeks

An unlawful action in which one person spreads their lower cheeks after not wiping, simulating a mud puddle between them.

Girlfriend: Yo can you hop on fortnite babe?
Partner: How about i spread my mud cheeks instead?

by rotthemelt May 16, 2023

mud thug

A redneck thug from the country who is tougher than a city thug but acts thugish

Toni is a mud thug

by Dairy of a madman January 04, 2023

mississippi mud boot

Foot in Anus.

I can't sick down because I got Mississippi mud boot last night at the Trump rally.

by poopNow March 24, 2016

mud bust

when one comes inside an asshole

"I'm sorry that I mud busted you last night."

by doodoobrains November 27, 2009

Mud collective

When four men meet at the dump point at a caravan park with their mud luggage for their daily conversation. Lots of talk about shit.

Sally: What are you up to this morning Gary?
Gary: First things fisrt, I need to empty our mud luggage and see how the lads are going.
Sally: Oh, the mud collective??

by Andos Hastos January 10, 2022

mud balls

When performing anal sex, the bottom ends up pooping on the penis and/or balls

“Did you hear about Kenny and Travis? Travis said Kenny gave him mud balls!”

by mshane95 December 26, 2021

Mud-A-Weekly

Every Sunday one of your bros gives a dare to another bro, then on the alternating Sunday the bro has to one up that date, on and on until one bro has backed out of 3 dares, once they have 3 backs they have to give a handjob to completion to the other lad

Yo my slime I have a Mud-A-Weekly for you rn, lick that charging cable while it’s on!
Yeah that’s piss bro! *dies in process*

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion December 20, 2020