Mud Lumber

Doo-doo, plain and simple.

The mud lumber yard... the ol' Savings and Load... the BOX, man! (Bucky Katt, Get Fuzzy, 12/2/2006)

by TheropodX December 4, 2006

Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024

mud juice

Mud juice is cough syrup and sprite mixed together another word for it is lean

“What you sipping on?”, “I’m sipping on that mud juice”

by imnotstixx October 31, 2023

West Virginia Mud Flap

When your having sex doggystyle and the girl explosive diarrheas on the man's testicles.

"Did you hear what happened to Josh? Melissa gave him a West Virginia Mud Flap"

by Noremak072 July 31, 2021

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters"

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit01 September 18, 2021

mud jackin

When you stick your penis in a women's anus then pull out and jack it onto her back. Then hit that ass with your fist as hard as possible.

Last nite I mud jackin a random, ran a 4.2 forty out the door. Greatest nite of my life. West side.

by Mud jacker May 10, 2017

Oklahoma Mud Slide

While in Oklahoma, combine a Luge (luge is a shot of your choice poured over the arse crack of a willing participant and the alcohol is collected as it drips off the participants bits) shot with an Alabama Pickle Back, by placing the finished pickle into the Luge before consuming.
e.g. Luge + Alabama Pickle Back = Oklahoma Mud Slide

Once the party has gone past wild, we bring out the Oklahoma Mud Slide.

by FrakkinRowdy July 4, 2021