Ass Dive

When a man stand on a diving board, jumps, and the sticks his peniss into a womans asshole. This is painful and difficult

"that was a vey hard "Ass Dive"."

by ImSoF***d June 06, 2009

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ass moratorium

a defined period of time when your sexual partner puts the kibosh on the back door...

I'm placing an ass moratorium as a result of last night's activity...

by ncbro4 September 17, 2009

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ass-ugly

Ass-ugly, butt-ugly
Ugly as an ass. Even uglier than an ass. Really quite ugly. - painfully ugly.
Too ugly for explanation.

"Oh my god, those shoes are Ass-ugly.."
"What happened to his hair?— it's Ass-ugly!"
or even: "That is AssButt-ugly!"

by Devyani Jackson April 26, 2006

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Iana's ASS

EXTRA THICC.

Ok, in all seriousness, this is a term from the game Rainbow Six Siege in which the attacking operator, Iana, a polish women involved in a space mission, in this game, has a big, voluptuous ass, which everyone in the Siege community can agree on that they would LOVE to clap.

Dude: Dude have you seen Iana's ass though? I would not call that shit tiny.
Other dude: I know but fucking I'd still clap.

by 1273Tellmerockyfellystweet November 03, 2020

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ASS CROUTON

the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."

With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!

by weave August 23, 2003

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