I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.

Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

by tally hall enthusiast August 26, 2023

Shower tragedy

what happens in shower stays in shower.

A: have you seen Robert recently?
B: no, why?
A: He looked like someone who's had shower tragedy.
B: Oh, damn, that must've hurt.

by thelegendtwentyeven June 8, 2022

power shower

a shower with two or more people mastubating themselves or each other

joe: wagone mate you wanna go power shower
bob: lets go bro

by avaziy fan July 27, 2021

Bionic Shower

Having a real speedy shower... so fast that even the bionic woman would be impressed!

"Hey, we'll be at yours in 10 minutes"
"Sweet as, I'll just have a bionic shower!!!"

by peasontoast July 27, 2020

Shower Shower

A shower shower is when you shower a shower by showering it with another shower.

I just showered my shower. It's a shower shower.

by bob0093 July 19, 2024

Lady Shower

A bathroom primarily used by a woman in her efforts to smell amazing

Guy1: woah bro.. you smell good as shit
Guy2: yeah bro.. I took a lady shower at my girls place. It was the shit

by virjinia guse July 18, 2018

shower gravey

Masterbution in the shower

the wife wasn't in the mood so I made some shower gravey

by donkeyman1 April 20, 2017