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Human

A human is a dumber version of a monkey that causes harm to all life forms including their own species. Humans destroy their home, named 'Earth' because of the need of slight convenience in their lives.
"I fucking hate humans" -Earth
by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023
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mainstream human

One who takes part in the mainstream ideas/activities of the common people. ie : waring hats,sport viewing, alcohol consumption, standard TV watching.
My father believes everything he sees on the news, he is such a mainstream human.
by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017
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Humanity

A few inches of toxic dirt in the fossil record
The future of humanity
by SeWiJuGA May 14, 2019
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the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline
remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.
by echhi June 23, 2019
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Human

"I haven't left the house in 12,856,195,683.6 days, because... humans."

"I rather spend extra money getting an item online than simply going out to get that item because humans exist."
by This is totally the definition November 23, 2021
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