i have no flock

I'm a time waster!

Noel doesn't have the time nor does he want to chase you. "I have no flock"

by Kismet Kitten May 20, 2017

you have way to much time

you have to much time get a job

you have way to much time get a job

by rick and morty fan September 15, 2017

let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017

Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017

i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.

guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

i have no flock

Idiomatic phrase

1. Facebook fan page following less than 100,000
2. Friendless

Alternatively:

3. Description of a person who doesn't waste a lot of time online.

1. Bank account and self-worth entirely depleted, Freya set her Facebook fan page to "Unpublished" and murmured to herself: "I have no flock."
2. Ernie has no friends. He has no flock.
3. Kendra doesn't believe that a flock of friends is an expected fruit of living a purpose-filled life.

by peppermintisgood May 20, 2017

having a warren

cocking up a simple task in an amusing manner

Liz was having a Warren when she put her shoes on the wrong feet and tripped over in a slapstick fashion.

by Welly May 25, 2017