gotted

If you get a kill with Ganlplank

I gotted him

by Denis_______ April 13, 2017

got medicated

To finally get your medical marijuana card or to have weed in your possession

Yo I got medicated

by official_drizzy._ October 28, 2017

She got her hand on my pappy

She has her hand strocking my dick.

Why she got her hand on my pappy in the car.

by Void shawn June 16, 2016

Pooped and got up

When someone doesn’t wipe their ass. It’s also from a famous song (not really though)

Guy 1:I didn’t wipe my butt I just pooped and got up
Guy 2:WTF BRO

by Idk what name to use May 1, 2021

Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Get got

Homosexual slang for being taken out on a date then being orally pleasured by the submissive partner.

Hey there, you feeling like you want to get got?

Only if you can unhinge your jaw!

by Incorp April 10, 2024