David

Pu$$y slayer

u are a focking pimp aka David

by Pussy698817277: December 12, 2016

David

A David is a really masculine man with an extraordinary big penis, he is also a very attractive girl magnet.

Girl 1:OMFG David makes me so f*cking horny!
Girl 2: Yeah me too!
Guy: I want to be a David so bad.

by nP684 December 13, 2016

david joseph lee

The founding father of the New Nation "Free America ". III% PATRIOT, American hero, like a immortal GOD.

All people should be humble for the blessings that was bestowed up us by David Joseph Lee.

by KUNTRY January 19, 2017

david gustafsson

So good you cant even

I cant even

Oh my good, I wish I would become a David Gustafsson!

by DeadInsideForAwhile December 21, 2016

david samson

A white man trapped inside a black mans body

Look at that david samson trying to swim

by ysrhqgqerahqaeyrey January 12, 2016

david

not part of the boys

“is that david”

“do you mean not part of the boys”

by badbitch69420 June 21, 2019

David

the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.

David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!

by i.hate.guners July 6, 2019