Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.

Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

Break the Ice

The first person to take a hit off of a freshly loaded meth pipe.

Who wants to break the ice

by Warrua June 04, 2022

break it downable

Something that can be broken down!

Is that shelf break it downable?

by TinerB October 16, 2023

Breaking down

A more popular thing to do on TV than saying what was really going through your mind at the time to make yourself sound more human to your audience.

Armed Civilian- I knew if I said I shot that no good, thieving, bluegum nigger for being in the wrong place at the right time on TV that I would get beat up or possibly killed (or stabbed in such a way that it wasn't fatal) as soon as I got back to my jail cell so I said I thought he was robbing the empty house at the construction site down the street and planned on breaking down and crying nstead, that seemed like a smarter, more humane thing to do to me (even though my humane side wasn't there with me that day, my racist alter ego was the only one home).

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Breaking down

It does even mean anything when YOU say it because you clearly didn't get it.

Hym "You're a dumb person. You're dumb. You don't like being dumb so you shit on smart people. THAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD SAY IF I WAS SAYING IT. The language breaking down is part of the problem that YOU'RE CREATING by being the way you are you fucking trash."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

The Forbidden Break

Something you use to explain the fact that you never catch a break no matter what you are doing or how hard you may try to fight it.

“The Forbidden Break is among us”

“Sounds like you’re experiencing the forbidden break”

by UDMaster101 February 13, 2022

buhda break

a short period of time designated for smoking ganja.

Joe: lets play mariokart!
Frank: im going to need a buhda break first.

Frank: you wanna take a buhda break?

by mrganja September 16, 2010