Asshole

A hole in between your ass-cheeks, stupid.

My asshole hurts, I was rammed into last night.

by Someone who watches anime June 20, 2020

asshole

you.

fuck you, you're an asshole

by fashaaa July 1, 2019

Asshole

A person who thinks they are better than everyone so they come up with the most amnoying insults youve ever heard

Man 1: are you like a professional asshole

Man 2: pretty much a pro

by Pensrock October 15, 2019

Schrodinger's asshole

Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.

Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"

Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."

Example 3:

"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants

"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"

by FreeProctologist July 24, 2025

Asshole

Something mike sherm is. The

Asshole-mike sherm
“Im a mtf asshole,bitch im da shit” -mike sherm

by 5startatum January 19, 2023

asshole nerd

An Intelligence douche cap, that are complete butt holes.

Shaun sowell is considered an asshole nerd

by Nerd classified June 18, 2016

asshole

An idiotic son of a bitch who won't shut the fuck up!

Example:

My teacher
Fuckboys
People in general

N: Look there is Magnus, my teacher. He's such an asshole.

T: I agree 100%

by N.Ss May 21, 2018