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goof snakes

A group of people who goof around well acting all snaky or people acting like a bunch of goobers
Guy 1 "Look at all thoose goof snakes, there just a bunch of goobers snaking around."
by Goof Snake May 5, 2016
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Sahgging Snake

An ancient indian martial arts technique where you get low and meet your Snake sag behind you. The longer it is the more effective it is. Most effective against against girls.
I used the sahgging snake technique and got kicked out of the karate club.
by Sensei Wu #2 November 10, 2020
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Alabama Snake Rider

a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).

placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.

movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.

her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.

this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.

bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 3, 2023
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potty snake

The poop in the toilet that resembles a snake coming out of its hole in the ground.
Damn! There’s a potty snake in that bathroom.
by SphincterWizard February 21, 2021
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Snake

Someone who you thought you could trust but stabbed you in the back or talked shit about you
Omg Georgia is such a snake she talks about me all the time
by I'm not Cia August 4, 2017
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Rack Snake

An exceptionally large penis, this term is used when a man wants to have sex with large breasts. Often used to describe the activities that are about to unfold when communicating with a lady.
Oh heavens Betty. Your breasts are fantastic, and I would love for my Rack Snake to check them out!
by FireBritches October 15, 2010
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snake fang

When your piss stream splits into 2.
Dude I was banging this chick all night and i went to go piss and i had a snake fang.
by Djinnt March 23, 2017
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