Kyle

A guy who....

-Drinks Mountain Dew and Monster a lot (rip kidneys)
-Wears said merchandise
-Punches through drywall
-Shouts at you through the mic, is a total sweaty tryhard
-Plays Fortnite
-Acts tough on Tiktok or Snapchat, looks absolutely cringe instead.

-Learned how to act like a badass from his favorite anime

Me: Dude chill Kyle, it's just a game

Kyle: **Autistic screeching**

by TheExtremeEvoker May 21, 2020

Kyle

An absolute dick who tries to show off his knowledge but fails miserably.

Kyle: "Did you know that the first 3 digits of Pi are 4.19?"
Girl 1: "You're a fucking idiot."
Teacher: "Yup."

by UrMom74 April 23, 2020

Kyle

Usually a bellow average human that will not go very far in life but will do his best trying. Typically people around Kyle will recognize him/her as a bag of dicks and kick Kyle repeatedly.

Brian: wow look at that kyle over there! Lets go kick him in the dick

Everyone else: Of course! What else are you supposed to do with a kyle

by I’ll_doubleleg_you May 30, 2020

Kyle

Basically the male version of a Karen

My friend: “Woah bro did you just ask for the manager? You’re such a Karen.”
Me: “He’s a Kyle bro. That’s like the guy version of a Karen.”

by Ahahahaaaaa uhhh ahaaaaaa December 6, 2020

kyle walker

june bug

that is a kyle walker

by isrthn May 14, 2018

Kyle

eats his dog named Kirby without guilt because he's emotionless

Kyle likes eating his dog

by ppman2001 November 21, 2021

kyle

asshole <3

kyle is a big asshole.

by antikyle,kylehater77 September 24, 2022