embracing the worm

embracing the worm means to become a giant worm person. your limbs would be removed and you'd become pink. You would walk around on your nonexistent legs though.

"Hey jeff!"
"Hey Micheal!"
"Hehahha."
"...micheal?"
"HAHHHHSH"
"Micheal??"
"Worm noises."
"MICHEAL STOP EMBRACING THE WORM."
"NO!"

by .astr0xstarz. February 5, 2025

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But It Works Fallacy

The definitive ideological shield for systemic injustice. This fallacy argues that any critique of a dominant system (like Capitalism or Liberal Democracy) is invalid because the system "works"—usually defined as generating wealth or maintaining stability for a privileged in-group. It deliberately conflates partial functional utility for some with moral legitimacy and universal benefit. The argument dismisses documented atrocities, exploitation, and existential risks as "unfortunate side-effects" or "necessary costs" of a system whose ultimate success is measured only by its own perpetuation.

Example: Defending the brutal exploitation of the Global South, a pundit says, "Sure, sweatshops are harsh, but they're part of the capitalist engine that lifts nations out of poverty. It works!" This commits the But It Works Fallacy. It uses the macro-level metric of GDP growth to morally justify the micro-level brutality, framing human suffering as a required fuel for a machine whose "working" is judged solely by its own expansion, not by human well-being.

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Explain How a Wheel Works

The act of breaking down the mechanics of something that is intuitively obvious to anyone with functional eyesight and basic physics intuition. This phrase is deployed when someone overexplains a simple process, treating it as if it's rocket science rather than, well, a wheel. It's what happens when your friend who just took a physics class tries to explain why a ball rolls, or when a politician gives a 20-minute speech about why they support something that everyone already supports. The explanation is usually technically correct and completely unnecessary, like a detailed analysis of why water is wet.

Explain How a Wheel Works Example: "My date spent 15 minutes explaining how a wheel works—friction, rotation, axles, the whole deal. I'd asked if he wanted to go for a bike ride. He thought I needed to understand the physics before I could safely pedal. I rode home alone, understanding wheels perfectly, questioning my life choices."

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

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"But it works" Fallacy

The logical error of justifying a dysfunctional system by pointing to its occasional successes, often deployed in defense of late-stage capitalism when someone mentions poverty, inequality, or environmental destruction. The argument goes: "Sure, there are problems, but look at all the iPhones! Look at the economic growth! It works!" This ignores that "works" is doing a lot of heavy lifting—defining success as "some people are very rich" and "you can get Amazon packages in two days" while conveniently overlooking the millions who are struggling, the planet that's burning, and the democracy that's for sale. The "but it works" fallacy is the intellectual equivalent of praising a car because the radio plays, while the engine is on fire and the brakes are failing.

"But it works" Fallacy Example: "When she pointed out that millions of Americans can't afford healthcare, he responded with the 'but it works' fallacy. 'We have the best hospitals in the world!' he said. 'Capitalism works!' He was in the best hospital, ignoring that she couldn't afford to get in. The system was working great—for him. That's kind of the point."

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

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"But It Works" Fallacy

A fallacy where someone defends a dysfunctional system, practice, or institution by pointing to its functional outcomes, ignoring the human and ecological costs, the alternatives that might work better, and the unsustainable nature of the "success." Classic in defenses of late-stage capitalism: "But it works!" while pointing to technological innovation or GDP growth, ignoring inequality, ecological collapse, labor exploitation, and the fact that "works" is doing a lot of ideological work. The fallacy lies in treating partial functionality as full justification, immediate outcomes as long-term sustainability, and selective metrics as comprehensive evaluation. It's the logical form of "the economy is doing great" while the planet burns and people struggle to afford housing.

"But It Works" Fallacy "Amazon delivers packages in hours—capitalism works! That's the 'But It Works' Fallacy. Works for whom? At what cost? For how long? Delivery speed doesn't excuse warehouse conditions, environmental impact, or destroyed local economies. 'It works' is not an argument—it's a confession that you're not counting the costs."

by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026

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