when you punch a girl in the face and make her nose and mouth bloody and then make her give You oral sex.
by lifeispain567 April 1, 2009
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Get the Wingrove mug.A wingthing is much like a wingman, but in this case, instead of a person, a wingthing is an object that helps someone get ass. For example, a handle of vodka can be a wingthing, as can a hot tub. It is essentially the opposite of a cock block.
by ronaele June 20, 2010
Get the wingthing mug.A pawn in a tactic for picking up women for those who think they need their friend to help. Works about 5-10% of the time, unless you harness the douchery well. One of three things will happen.
1. The wingman hits on the ugly chick so you can get the hot one. You actually think this will help you. Inevitably, the wingman eventually gets to pick one, and you miss out on both.
2. The wingman becomes your martyr of the night, you have a good night, he goes home feeling like a douche, unless he liked the ugly chick.
1. The wingman hits on the ugly chick so you can get the hot one. You actually think this will help you. Inevitably, the wingman eventually gets to pick one, and you miss out on both.
2. The wingman becomes your martyr of the night, you have a good night, he goes home feeling like a douche, unless he liked the ugly chick.
- Hey look at those Americans, they're trying the wingman tecnique. Lets talk to those women when they're done failing. Maybe they'll want to hang out some time. ***both Canadians get laid***
by thegoddamnedtruth May 12, 2014
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Get the Wingwat mug.A friend used as support while approaching potential partners who runs interference on your attempts to connect instead watching your back.
Tracy: I need the help of a kamikaze wingman like I need dysentery and a cardboard strainer.
Hepburn: If you pull a kamikaze wingman with this girl I will seriously fuck your day up.
Hepburn: If you pull a kamikaze wingman with this girl I will seriously fuck your day up.
by ReeseD January 15, 2011
Get the Kamikaze Wingman mug.Griff goes on a dirty day trip to Stuttgart and flicking his hair at all and sundry until the desired, inevitable seduction act takes place. Probably in or around his Smart Car. He gains his German wings
by the ultimate oracle January 13, 2012
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