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keeley taylor

wow keeley taylor is a willy head

by poo poo willy February 15, 2020

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Willy’s Shrimp Shack

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.

Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!

by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023

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I ain’t no Willy lump lump

I know what the fuck I am talking about.

Wife: “Joel you got that right.”
Husband: “I know. I ain’t no Willy lump lump.”

by Abcefu631 December 26, 2021

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willy-nilly robby willy

Suicide via hanging.

Did you hear about Jeff? He did a willy-nilly robby willy.

by feline idiot February 21, 2022

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Willy Wonka

When you are mutually masturbating, while laying or standing back to back sharing a towel which is passed underneath both of your crotch. During masturbation, both partners “saw” the towel back and forth as if they were looking to dry their taints. One or more participants then begins to shit into the towel, with both partners continuing to “saw” the towel back and forth which spreads the shit all over both participants’ junk.

My girlfriend and I did a Willy Wonka last night. Her pussy tasted like shit the next day.

by WillyWonkasChocolateFactory April 16, 2021

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