uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.

Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly

by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023

Uncle Jeffery

When you wear your uncles pants and slip a slim Jim into a desired hole and swirl it around and then make your partner eat while calling you uncle.

I asked my partner to get me a slim Jim because I needed a snack and he offered me an Uncle Jeffery.

by Susansloveforum April 6, 2025

Uncle Trappy

That creepy male relative that always corners you at family functions and wont let you leave.

Man that dude is always trying to get me down the basement, he's Uncle Trappy for sure!

by Uncle Trappy April 9, 2025

Weiner Uncle

When an uncle drinks out of his niece's cup after she gave her boyfriend a blowjob. The uncle is now the niece's Weiner Uncle.

Uncle Ned accidentally drank out of Hannah's cup shortly after she gave her boyfriend Bill a blowjob making him Hannah's weiner uncle.

by RodFisher23 April 11, 2025

Uncle tesco

Male equivalent to aunt flo. Visits post puberty males monthly, symptoms include abdominal cramps, bloating, mood swings (especially anger) , and fatigue.

I think he's in his time of the month. Uncle tesco is visiting him.

by Bildad the shuite April 29, 2025

Uncle Shit

Someone or something that is Uncle Shit

Yo Uncle Shit you tryna do some Uncle Shit later?

by Unctypeshi May 11, 2025

Uncle drive

When you are getting jumped but your uncle won't drive the fucking car

AY UNCLE DRIVE!!! DRIVE UNCLE!!!

by idksterling's pookiebear May 21, 2025