Uncle Fucker Incident

It’s basically like Kyler’s dad but my uncle fucked me and my sister in the ass with both his penis and thumb when we were 10 years old and we didn’t know any better about it. Basically gay Incest.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend told me the story where he was in the Uncle Fucker Incident

by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023

Uncle

The creepy old man that stares at you during the family reunions

Uncle Tommy please don’t touch me there

by GoodAtExplaining August 25, 2020

Uncleing

Uncleing is a verb used to describe the snagging actions of an older Indigenous male who is not an actual blood relative or uncle per say but is known for his lady's man qualities.

Hey weenug did you see that guy at the powwow??? He was just Uncleing real hard.

by Weentiko February 25, 2021

Uncle

Man who shuts himself out in his basement from his wife and kids and sustains a healthy diet of weed, faygo, and Destiny 2. He also likes to feed off the sorrow of others.

“Man look at that Uncle over there”

“Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s high right now”

by Gay tomis November 26, 2019

Mexican uncle

The one person who drinks more than 5 cans of beer per day and room full of porn magazines and is also known as the boracho

Just ask your Mexican friend about Mexican uncle

by Wiki word June 1, 2014

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018

Uncle

Uncle 1. A sexy mature man that all the females want to invite into their bedroom and do naughty things to.

Example - Heads up girl, Uncle Alert ! The things I'd do him.

by Eightiesgirl May 12, 2020