turn her straight

No, no you can't

1: Damn, look at dat ass!
2: That's Paige, she's lesbian
1: Really? I can turn her straight.
2: Dude...

by keyboard8 September 12, 2024

Turn Signal

A set of lights on a vehicle that, when activated by the driver, flash in pairs in the direction of a turn.

Dumbass 1: is that where we're supposed to turn?"
Dumbass 2: "Yes! Put your turn signal on!"
Dumbass 1: "why would I ever do that???"
Dumbass 2: " so people behind us know that we're going to be making a turn!!!'

by Shantyisablackcat January 3, 2025

Turn Baiting

Verb: the action of activating one’s blinker as late as physically possible to make a right down onto a road to beat a car attempting to make a left turn onto the same road.

I saw a Subaru with its left turn signal on headed towards my road. I resort to Turn Baiting them because I have a feeling they are going to be an ignorant slow ass driver.

by Gedagedigadagdao February 2, 2026

Turf

Damn

Turf you just got out of class

by Katowice99 February 7, 2026

Turf

Another Word for “damn”

Turf you just got out of class

by Katowice99 February 7, 2026

Turn the Opaque Deer Clear!

A phrase commented under tweets to make the opaque clear blocking the tweet. (usually Elon Musk’s) As more people comment it, the opaque deer becomes slightly more clear until it is gone.

Elon’s Tweet: “Amazing that Ozempic is actually affecting @Walmart food sales! While no drug is without side effects, health problems associated with obesity almost certainly exceed the risks of GLP-1 agonists.”
Opaque Deer: Blocking the Tweet
ScoobyDoo69: “Turn the opaque deer clear!”
Jim Minion: “Turn the opaque deer clear!”

by SillyGuy89_ February 18, 2026

Turn off the power of large segments of the country

You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...

Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2025