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turkey cakes

Them girls gonna be turkey cakes tonight.
by Hitter18 March 12, 2022
mugGet the turkey cakesmug.

Tallahassee Turkey Call

When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.
After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.
by Sundays are for the boys May 31, 2022
mugGet the Tallahassee Turkey Callmug.

baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm
by bb3378 April 16, 2017
mugGet the baste my turkeymug.

Turkey Slurkey

When an in-law lubes their hand up with the fatty grease from the turkey and gives you a hand job under the table while the rest of the family is totally unnoticing....
Aunt Susan told everyone to try her peach cobbler, but all I could say is you have to try the turkey Slurkey!!!!!
by RomperRooRandy November 6, 2018
mugGet the Turkey Slurkeymug.

Cold Turkey

A bitch ass mf, pussy, coward everything that makes a nigga scary
Bro tht nigga over there cold turkey, he pure bitch. He dont want no smoke
by Akfrm215p June 6, 2023
mugGet the Cold Turkeymug.

Turkey butt

A dog who is at once lovably clever and a challenge to train or meet obedience expectations.
Owner 1: “How was your walk?”
Owner 2: “Pretty good, but Miles sure is a turkey butt sometimes when he sees a squirrel.”
by Monsieur de Miles November 28, 2020
mugGet the Turkey buttmug.

turkey mince

When no one wants you and you feel worthless.
by Bitch_Chan January 22, 2016
mugGet the turkey mincemug.

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