Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern

"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"

by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021

toilet curds

toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.

last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00

by bummy holey January 29, 2018

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A good example of complete silliness that will eventually leak into your personal life, and ruin your entire life. Saying, writing, sign languaging, or whatever you do with this will most likely result in a one time truck ride to the nearest maximum security prison. Typically written in graffiti, or on elementary-schoolers' notebooks, this is severely offensive to every single human in the world. Being said, it will refer to someone as a foolish little kid, who only understands foolish talk like the word in question. Warning: this may result in the loss of many friendships

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by We Are Here If You Complain March 5, 2024

Toilet Paper

The thing Aussies need most during the Coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak.

Toilet paper.

by Dybala Fan March 16, 2020

Skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is the most sigma cartoon ever made. It is better than any show ever produced. The lore is so interesting and detailed. Skibidi toilet is the FUNNIEST cartoon ever made. It would make anyone laugh from just one episode. It is so sigma and ohio. Only sigmas watch it.

Sigma:I love skibidi toilet!
Beta:Skibidi toilet is so bad
Sigma:*Litteraly whips out the among us gun and kills him*
Beta:oh no I'm dead (skibidi toilet is the most sigma cartoon ever)

by The most rizzful sigma March 17, 2024

Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019

Toilet Bus Boy

Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.

My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.

by Real YT Tartarus May 4, 2021