Thomas

The boy who will break your heart worse than you couldve ever imagined

"Thomas and me went out for a year happily only for him to break my heart" -writer

by urpersonalgirlsgirl May 12, 2024

Jayden Thomas Conine

The worlds greatest boyfriend. Very kind, always willing to listen and always trying to help. Even though he has his own emotional, and physical problems, he is still a very kind, old soul.

Jayden Thomas Conine is a very good person.

by EnidsBerryFarm October 2, 2022

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022

Thomas

Thomas the train is a very short mf who is addicted to vapes and masturbation. He gets a lot of bitches (sadly on omegle as he is short irl)

Thomas is such a midget

by Not_Aleks November 3, 2023

Callum Thomas

A simp for any girl named Ria

Stop being a Callum Thomas for that girl

by Blaine8676 October 12, 2020

Thomas

a guy who loves to play bass, metaphorically and physically. he loves to fiddle with the strings. He thinks that taylor swift is a satanic worshiper when he himself is.

Thomas played bass to summon a demon made of seamen.

by seamandeman1234 May 12, 2024

Thomas

Someone that sucks so bad you wanna die

Youre such a Thomas

by Jamescookie June 24, 2018