Two Pants Joe

A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.

Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.

by boykisser84 June 6, 2019

Brown Pants Moment

It is characterized by chrushing your sprit when you try on an article that you were excited about and it makes you feel the worst you ever have about yourself in your life.

Anneliese, I'm having a brown pants moment right now.

by wizardingworldpants March 8, 2022

punch her in the pants

to have sex with a woman

After a first date with a woman, your friends asks how the date went and then asks did you punch her in the pants

by gitch65 November 27, 2012

Pants-Shitting Rock

Pants-Shitting Rock is rock n' roll music that is just so outstandingly fantastic that one shits theirs and their friend's pants simultaneously.

The concert was so fan-fucking-tastic that it was Pants-Shitting Rock.

by Dr. Infinite-Savagery M.D. April 2, 2017

Poking your pants

The act of poking your bosses pants with pinky finger and or half chub on purpose or by accident

Hey man I’m just poking your pants

by Captain caulk June 11, 2021

bhangra in my pant

Bhangra in your pant is basically a saying of having tingles/ sexual tingles in you private area. Bhangra is a type of brown kids dance where you hop around, thus bhangra in your pant is basically some hopping/jumping around going on in your pant. It's the cool/funny way of saying I'm/you're getting a boner or i'm/you/he's/she's getting wet down there. LOL

Jugjinder: yooooo mannn i saw this super hot girl and i started having bhangra in my pant yoooo!!!
Sukhwinder: what the fuck does "Bhangra in my pant" mean
Jugjinder: im getting a boner u fudu!
Sukhwinder: eww wtf mann why you telling me!

by Surrey_g25 November 3, 2019

Finger Friendly Pants

Pants that are worn by a lady when watching a particularly masculine event, that are condusive to some discreet pleasuring in the crotch region. Aka a lillte finger tap dancing

While watching her stud neighbor remove the cylinder heads from the 1987 Chrysler 5th Ave, she was glad she was wearing her finger friendly pants.

by anonymous April 4, 2022