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old grey beard

When more than 50% of the pubic hair on your ball sack is grey due to age or use & abuse
At my retirement ceremony, I'll introduce my boss to "Old Grey Beard"
by Coconut Commando February 7, 2007
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Old trucker butt

Abbreviated OTB, old trucker butt refers to someone who is either very gassy or has exceptionally potent farts.
John stunk up the living room Sunday afternoon, everyone remarked that he had an old trucker butt.
by WifeyMcBeaty September 12, 2010
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9 year old

my son is a 9 year old
by Fauxnym December 3, 2021
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old blind bob

A slang term for the penis originating from an asian tale ,which dates back to a time of dragons, and samurais which would run around chopping peoples heads off for no reason. The penis is given this name beacuase it is as if it has an eye but closed, or even blinded like the old man in the ancient asian tale....a tale about a blind old asian man....named bob..........
"Her gaping vagina was no match for old blind bob"

"He may be blind but, even the blind are able to do great things....if u catch my drift.....the drift about us engaging in some A-time"
by mofuka January 6, 2005
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Old School DJ

DJ's who have consistently played the same set for 20+ years in more or less the same order.
Hey DJ *** is playing tonight.

Don't worry about it, it's just the old school DJ set from 1989.
by wrongun003 April 1, 2011
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Old Man Balls

Old man balls are when older men's junk becomes one large grapefruit sized, saggy ball. There is no longer the ability to notice two balls, except one large sagging nut.
Example: did you see those old man balls on that guy? Looked like he was sitting with a grapefruit in his pants

Example: while having sex my taint was slapped by his old man balls
by KML19 April 2, 2017
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Dirty old joe

When a maple wank gets shoved under a clock tower from Tory tower and spat on three times and when the clock tower strikes a student from maple wank fails their degree
“Oh so, you’re a freshers rep, I’m going to shove you under the tower and do a dirty old joe on you”
by Torytower June 21, 2020
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