urban dictionary

a cool site where people add cringey word definitions

*opens urban dictionary*
today is national slap ur friend day

by acoolturtlebatxh November 2, 2019

Urban Dictionary

An online dictonary that allows us magnificent people to write a definition for a word to see if it will get published. The Urban Dictionary website was founded in 1999 by Aaron Peckham. It is a rather interesting website, but it can be used by people to harass or bully other people. Such as, writing the targets name and making cruel remarks about the person. The Urban Dictionary Editors has also rejected all of the words I put in a definition for, and I am hoping that they will see how brilliant and beautiful my writing is now. The UD Editors reject anything that is comical and entertaining. Scratch that, they reject everything with a true meaning. (Editors, you better accept this otherwise I wasted 5 minutes of my life I will never get back, and I mean it) So this is my explaination of the Urban Dictionary, and this is how I see this majectic website whoch has no meaning at all except for the fact it makes me laugh once in a blue moon.

Karl: The Urban Dictionary rejected every single word I defined!
Jacky: Have you tried making the words meaningless and bland?
Karl: ...

by plues.344err May 10, 2018

Urban Dictionary

GAY

Urban Dictionary: Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities ME:NO!!!!!

by ghghdfvtg June 1, 2018

Urban winner

To fill a vagina/ass with an object or food and have sex with the person with the objects or food in them.

Juan: I love doing the Urban Winner....

Mark: Have you done it with ice?
Juan: Have you ever tried a Popsicle at the same time?

by Southerncherrywv. March 31, 2020

urban bismarck

A rim job that features a small amount of pudding-like poo prairie dogging, similar to giving a jelly donut a light squeeze to see what flavor of jelly peeks out of the insertion hole.

Much to my shit grin, it suddenly went from a normal ass eatingsession to an urban bismarck.

by Will Sticktwins July 27, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A site that was decent back in 2005, was not decent back int 2010, and now decent again.

Search up some word on Urban Dictionary.

by asdofdadof October 26, 2020

Urban Googling

Urban Googling is when a word/term doesn't make sense, and you need to know what it means, but you know you won't find it in a dictionary so you look on UrbanDictionary.com

Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS A GLOMP!
Guy2:I dunno
Guy1: Screw it, I'm Urban Googling

by MooMooFay August 19, 2010