David Bishel

A guy friend who you used to have a crush on who you are no longer attracted to, yet he is exactly the kind of person you want to marry.

"I'm not attracted to Jeremy, but I want to marry someone just like him!"
"Anna! He's your David Bishel!"

by DATPERSONUKNOW May 12, 2014

David-Jiing

The verb David-Jiing is defined as the action of yapping, confidently using statistics or personal experiences completely made up, without acknowledging the lack of integrity in those claims.

Derived from MSU 23-24 Congress member David Ji, the professional yapper. Also used in the format of: pulling a David-Ji.

"- Dude like 70% of Stanford students are student-athletes, I swear!
- What are you talking about? I just searched it up on Google, it's only about 12% of them that are...
- Oh shit my bad, I was David-Jiing"

by yousef is stopid April 29, 2024

David

Racist, sexist and homophobic

-Guy 1: Damn that was offensive

-Guy 2: Yeah but what can you expect he's David
David: *N word*

by Joebigpenis November 22, 2021

david

david is a very muscular man with a big dong

i suc david

by carl wheezer188 November 1, 2023

david

not part of the boys

“is that david”

“do you mean not part of the boys”

by badbitch69420 June 21, 2019

David

The best dad in the whole entire world. He is kind, caring, selfless and awesome.

I wish that my dad was a David.

by Qwertyman21 November 14, 2023

David

A david is a kind person. Sometimes he can be mean but if you're close he's like your big brother, He gets introuble often but he has a good heart. He's nice to people if they're nice to him, and if you're a bitch to him he's a bitch to you. A David isn't afraid to hurt somebody that hurt his friend. Sometimes he gets grumpy/upset but he never tries to hurt somebody he truly loves. He's just a really good friend.

Girl one: "Is that David? Did he come back from moving already?"

Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."

by IheartSharks April 13, 2023