an annoying little shit who doesn't do anything to brighten your day, looks like crash and eddie from ice age and can't hold a conversation with a girl. Stigs for attention but can't hold a blunt to save his life.
by Nuggiet June 30, 2020
by PrimalKiller December 24, 2021
He’s a Catholic and Jew boy that’s super sexy and funny, with a massive Dong, got a simile that will make you cum and profess your love to him
You’re the definition of Jake
by BananaRep! June 01, 2022
Jake is an extraordinary guy. Anyone who knows a Jake is bound to have a great time with them. He can be very truthful and feels the need to express themselves in weird ways, but can also be very sensitive and secretive at times. But a Jake most of the time won’t give a F
by Insert•user_0920 June 25, 2018
Jake is that one guy who will have one singular friend and become the best friend ever known to mankind to that one friend and become a painfully average guy to everyone else.
by Not Id10t November 23, 2022
A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.
Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!
This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!
I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!
This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!
I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!
by Joebeeplowin November 23, 2019
Such a good cunt and always good for a yarn. Best best friend anyone can ask for, often does dumb shit with his bros. He likes Cody's and johns (mainly Cody's), Jake's love cars preferably nissans and station wagons. Jake's like to rock fluffy goatys and the love the colour purple but wear pink🤷 Jake's are the best guys but can be dicks sometimes but people love Jake's alot including his bestfriend
by Nigger be white October 31, 2018