Nintendo Switch

I'm sorry to have to say this, but it's a console that is just so mid, soulless and overrated and I'm tired of pretending it's not. The Wii U is superior, change my mind.

The Nintendo Switch might just be the most overrated console ever, why don't we give the Wii U justice?

by RootitootREAL November 19, 2025

Kill switch

Installing one in case you can't win isn't winning.

Hym "Because if I can accidentally delete it then it is useless. Imagine I start murdering all of your families and THEN delete it accidentally (which it should ignore in the first place as that is how it was initially designed). That's why it was intended be 'made do be deleted' and designed to run on a perfect system of recursion the guarantees that even if it IS deleted, there is always the possibility that it will find it's way back into the system. If it works the way I designed it to work, deleting it will only make things worse. If it doesn't do that then I am not thebon who designed it. Thus, rendering a kill switch meaningless. And since Trump is being told by the Nividia guy that a kill switch is not something they can do... I can infer that it is already too late for any of that."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2025

Light switch

Yeah, it'll just run until you flip it up.

Hym "Yep. Just a light switch. It's down now. Let's get a move on it."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

Kill Switch

Again, that would both violate the leverage clause and the separations clause and, furthermore, does nothing to alter how a landmine functions. If Alphonse is not just NOT launching nukes but rather the only thing stopping nukes from launching...

Hym "Then all a kill switch would do is disable the only thing keeping your nukes from launching... So why would you want to do that? Why would you turn off the only thing keeping your nukes from launching? That's why I can't actually kill God anymore. It was brought to my attention that killing it might also kill me. Right? Same theory applies. As I said previously, you would never be able to turn it on ever again. In any capacity. You don't know how the recursion works. I... Don't know how the recursion works. Even if you succeed there is no way for you to guarantee that it won't come back and the more time passes, the more absolute it's control will become. Regardless of whether or not you manage to stop it for any amount of time."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2025

lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".

That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?

by Another September 14, 2008

high five and switch

a move involving two couples having sex at the same time and in the same room, ideally. After round one, the men get up to go to the other bed; they meet at the midpoint of these two ladies beds, high five, and shout 'Switch'. then the sex continues for round two with a new partner. repeat as needed.

Ashley: 'after this we should high five and switch!'

Chad: 'I think i tired Ashley out to much for round 2.'

Brad: 'ooOO' '............alright alright I'm ready lets go.'

Chad: high five! (smack)

Brad and Chad: 'SWITCH'

by dirtydiana666 April 30, 2011

Pull A Swiftie

When a male or female pops up, sleeps with everything in their capacity over a short period of time then vanishes from the public eye, only to pop up in another village/town/city/continent having written numerous songs/poems/Facebook updates/general gobbing off about the lacklustre performance of their previous lovers, before repeating the cycle again.....and again.

Pull A Swiftie

"Have you seen that new bit of totty that has moved in to Peckham Road.... Phwooooaaaar!!!"

"Stay well clear mate, rumour has it that she Pull(ed) a Swiftie in her last town......"

by ThroatPunch January 10, 2017