by Blibbyreal July 29, 2017
Get the surprise oral mug.A term used to describe members of the games industry that use patches for their games to reduce the value of those games in order to sell a solution to the problem they create.
This can be done by introducing new or additional loot boxes and/or microtransactions to games that already have an up-front price tag, or by downgrading a product by stripping features out of it after the initial sale so that they can be reintroduced at a later date for either a monetary value or a PR boost some time after the initial backlash has died down.
This can be done by introducing new or additional loot boxes and/or microtransactions to games that already have an up-front price tag, or by downgrading a product by stripping features out of it after the initial sale so that they can be reintroduced at a later date for either a monetary value or a PR boost some time after the initial backlash has died down.
Sam: "My 17-year-old game now requires an inferior launcher to run and I can't play any of my favorite game modes offline, all because the company that made it is trying to force everyone to buy Warcraft 3 Reforged! Even some of the graphics options, like character shadows, aren't available to me any more!"
James: "Activision/Blizzard's surprise mechanics at work."
Sam: "I used to really enjoy Trials Rising, but now that loot boxes are a thing, the rest of the game just doesn't seem fun any more. I'm constantly feeling like I need to spend money just so my character looks half as good as the others and there's no guarantee that I'll get the thing I actually want in order to do that."
James: "Looks like Ubisoft's surprise mechanics really hurt this game, huh?"
Sam: "Is that your word for loot boxes?"
James: "No. It's the staff at Ubisoft that introduced them."
Sam: "I'm so sick of EA and 2K sticking loot boxes into their yearly releases of FIFA and NBA! The rest of the game isn't even that good any more, like it's about as meaningful as the brand on the top of a slot machine at Las Vegas!"
James: "You're not wrong. There are probably more surprise mechanics working on these games than actual game developers now."
James: "Activision/Blizzard's surprise mechanics at work."
Sam: "I used to really enjoy Trials Rising, but now that loot boxes are a thing, the rest of the game just doesn't seem fun any more. I'm constantly feeling like I need to spend money just so my character looks half as good as the others and there's no guarantee that I'll get the thing I actually want in order to do that."
James: "Looks like Ubisoft's surprise mechanics really hurt this game, huh?"
Sam: "Is that your word for loot boxes?"
James: "No. It's the staff at Ubisoft that introduced them."
Sam: "I'm so sick of EA and 2K sticking loot boxes into their yearly releases of FIFA and NBA! The rest of the game isn't even that good any more, like it's about as meaningful as the brand on the top of a slot machine at Las Vegas!"
James: "You're not wrong. There are probably more surprise mechanics working on these games than actual game developers now."
by Jaaaaaaames Sunderland February 8, 2020
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When you are banging your hoe in the butt and she flarts. Giving your man stick a nice coat of ass juice.
Friend "What did you with that hoe i saw you with last night"
You "That hoe gave me a Pudding Surprise"
You "That hoe gave me a Pudding Surprise"
by mac5611 August 25, 2009
Get the Pudding Surprise mug.When, as you wake up, the sexual partner lying next to you gives you head and you proceed to urinate in their mouth.
Susie woke me up with a little Mississippi Sunrise yesterday, incredible! I didn't even have to get out of bed!
by Mikeynicthe July 12, 2010
Get the Mississippi Sunrise mug.the process of surprising somebody by means of moustache. the victim of a Mo-sprise is generally unhappy in receiving the sudden shock that can result in the unexpected change in an aquantances facial hair-do.
a classic example of Mo-sprise is when one grows a beard to disguise the attempts of growing a moustache. when the moustache is in full bloom the cultivator shaves his/her beard leaving only the top lip unshaven.
a victim is then selected and upon greeting they are "Mo-sprised" when they notice the moustache that has grown, somewhat exponentially on the face of the offender.
a victim is then selected and upon greeting they are "Mo-sprised" when they notice the moustache that has grown, somewhat exponentially on the face of the offender.
by Carl Bluestorm May 27, 2010
Get the Mo-sprised mug.When joos havin' sex wid a bitch on da beach and you totally whip it out roll it in da sand and stick it back in yo.
by derp12345 October 18, 2010
Get the Sandpaper Surprise mug.(v.) 1. A sexual act involving oral sex. The person performing falatio or cunnilingus wears a glow-in-the dark dildo on their head, so this must be performed in the dark. (note: the dildo may be removed and used on the recipient if so desired, but must be put back on the head when finished) A Laguna Sunrise is seen when the person performing oral sex emerges from the genital region wearing the dildo on their head.
(n.) 2. An instrumental song by Black Sabbath on their 1972 album "Vol. 4"
(n.) 2. An instrumental song by Black Sabbath on their 1972 album "Vol. 4"
"Tony, you have to keep the dildo on your head! Otherwise it's not a Laguna Sunrise!"
"She loved it when a guy would do a Laguna Sunrise. She thought it was so romantic."
"She loved it when a guy would do a Laguna Sunrise. She thought it was so romantic."
by My psuedonym is... June 16, 2013
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