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Robert

If you meet a Robert, just know that man has a massive wang.

Through the years Robert has come to appreciate the Pink Cigar between his legs, and it has made him the man he is.
by CyanideAngel December 16, 2021
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Roberta Ford

Roberta Ford felt that she never got enough stage time, no matter how much time she spent on stage or in the spotlight (even if it was more than others), her narcissism would always make her feel like she was on the sidelines still waiting for her big break, and still ready to break away or through the things (the invisible red tape) that were holding her back.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
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Robert Lasher

A man that needs to be free NOW!
Robert Lasher :You guys need to log in to VOCES DIGITAL now!!!
student:CHILL SLASHER
by weeby deeby otaku December 17, 2021
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robert wayne crawford

He is like no one you have ever met before. His eyes, voice, smile, body and just his everything are everything you know you can't live without. Just always love him and he will always be there. Even when he can't be, he is always there.
I wish everyone could have a Robert Wayne Crawford in their life.
by Robear's Marshmellow December 25, 2021
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robert pattinson in my pants

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA
person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out

me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
by baddiealert December 30, 2021
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robert pattinson in my pants

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA
person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out

me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
by baddiealert December 30, 2021
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Robert

Robert is the god. When you see a Robert you should immediately relinquish all mortal possessions and sacrifice your eggs as well as a textbook.
Receive Robert into your life and cleanse yourself of sin. Pray to him and he will listen.
by Enlightened Robert worshipper December 30, 2021
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