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physically retarded

Mentally Retarded but physically.

retarded seal

a person who acts very similar to a seal that is retarded.they yelp in a strange way that is best summed up by arf arf arf. this bizarre creature has a fetish of touching butts that are covered in butter. mating rituals for this animal are on a creeper level- they punch the face of the person that they want to mate with. scary I know.
kathi: arf arf arf
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Retarded Animal Babies 

A hilarious flash cartoon series, created by David Lovelace. Viewable at Newgrounds. Better than Happy Tree Friends.
"If there's a rusty coat hanger in there...I got an idea for a game."
Retarded Animal Babies by Raptor October 21, 2003

retarded eagle 

the sexual act of 5 males and 1 female. one of the males penetrates the anus, one does the vagina, one goes in the mouth and the other to get handjobs thus making the female look like a retarded eagle.
there were 5 of us guys and 1 chik so we forced her to perform a retarded eagle

king regards 

Much stronger than "kind regards", it it used to royally close a formal letter
Dear Paul,
you are a real friend.

King regards,
Mike
king regards by chiarita July 27, 2011

Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.
Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.
Homo Sapiens Retardus by Yonasu October 11, 2008