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diving off the pirate plank 

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

Furious snake pirate 

A throbbing penis that leans slightly to one side
I was with this guy last night and he had this furious snake pirate. It was horrendous

a salty pirate 

Someone that shafts you on a deal
Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.

hitting a pirate's butt 

becoming tired or fatigued, reaching the point of exhaustion. Derived from the more common "hitting a wall" expression.
I was out walking in the city all day and now I'm really hitting a pirate's butt!

anal sheep pirate 

S/o to D for creating this is in the Moore Gym. Basically some dirty ass pictures of sheeps getting booty shit from pirates.
“Oh damn, my flock is messed up because Johnny came by. Stupid anal sheep pirate.”
anal sheep pirate by Analdickrape February 20, 2018

One Eyed Pirate 

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.
"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."
One Eyed Pirate by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018