old grey beard

When more than 50% of the pubic hair on your ball sack is grey due to age or use & abuse

At my retirement ceremony, I'll introduce my boss to "Old Grey Beard"

by Coconut Commando February 7, 2007

Old trucker butt

Abbreviated OTB, old trucker butt refers to someone who is either very gassy or has exceptionally potent farts.

John stunk up the living room Sunday afternoon, everyone remarked that he had an old trucker butt.

by WifeyMcBeaty September 12, 2010

9 year old

a child who is 9 years old.

my son is a 9 year old

by Fauxnym December 3, 2021

old blind bob

A slang term for the penis originating from an asian tale ,which dates back to a time of dragons, and samurais which would run around chopping peoples heads off for no reason. The penis is given this name beacuase it is as if it has an eye but closed, or even blinded like the old man in the ancient asian tale....a tale about a blind old asian man....named bob..........

"Her gaping vagina was no match for old blind bob"

"He may be blind but, even the blind are able to do great things....if u catch my drift.....the drift about us engaging in some A-time"

by mofuka January 6, 2005

old chinese flu

Term used in punk rock culture referring to ones old JUNK habit, typically in loosing fashion.

(a) Damn, after a long weekend of late nights I am once again recovering from the "Old Chinese Flu" (b) Shit man, no matter how hard I try I just cant shake that "Old Chinese Flu".

by automated cloudmaker May 23, 2017

old boy-ed

Refers to the popular South Korean movie "Old Boy." If you just had your mind twisted and fucked by something such as an intricate movie or a web of conspiracy, you'd say "I just got old-boyed."

Shit, dude. My girlfriend just told me her ex-girlfriend isn't lesbian anymore so she broke up with me to marry her and she also said she was dude but I just didn't notice her penis during our relationship. I got old boy-ed.

by Masterofdisguisechickenleg January 13, 2011

Old Man Balls

Old man balls are when older men's junk becomes one large grapefruit sized, saggy ball. There is no longer the ability to notice two balls, except one large sagging nut.

Example: did you see those old man balls on that guy? Looked like he was sitting with a grapefruit in his pants

Example: while having sex my taint was slapped by his old man balls

by KML19 April 2, 2017