Teen-metal

Metal music that is not true metal but instead music for teens. Bands like deftones for an example are teen-metal as opposed to true metal like Slayer.

"Well I listened to the song friend, at first I like instrumental but then the lyrics come on and I am like bro. Wtf is with this teen-metal, you need to grow over your teen-metal phrase friend. Listen to real metal music like Metallica or Winger and not those poser bands."

by Reggie Greathead September 15, 2023

Metal head

A girl who has so many piercings in her face she looks like a piece of metal from the junkyard

Damn that bitch looks like a female robocop , let's call her metal head.

by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023

Heavy Metal

An actually amazing type of music that takes an immense amount of skill to pull off. Instruments are hard to learn, and so is singing and screaming. Just imagine having to scream like that at a show, for hours. Maybe you could do it for a second, but not for hours, because it takes TALENT. It also most of the time does not use autotune, like most shitty rappers today. Rap is pretty good, but not the shit today.

Did you know that being a Heavy Metal singer and/or musician actually takes talent and is really hard? Bet you didn't because you think that using autotune and mumbling into a microphone takes talent, and think that all metal is screaming and that people that listen to it are just edgy kids. Just because YOU are part of the majority of people that enjoy shitty autotune mumbling, doesn't mean metal is bad.

by M4GG0T December 2, 2020

Metal

Music made by constipated goats

I was tired of listening to metal made by constipated goats. I needed a coarser wool so I picked up and R&B CD.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Powder Metal

It's a derogative terminology to refer to power metal since most power metal musicians consume cocaine

"listening again to that powder metal sh*t?"

by William Galos October 22, 2020

metal in the microwave

When as a kid you thought metal can be put in a microwave. But microwave go bzzzzzz pop bang bzzz whoosh then fire.
It will also cause your microwave explode.

Oh no! John put metal in the microwave again.

by Bortnite 3 January 5, 2021

Acorn Metal Toilet

The biggest piece of shit ever

Dammit this stupid Acorn Metal Toilet clogged on me!

by catdoglover88 January 10, 2021