Black Reporter: So what do you think of the race problem nowadays?
White man: Roses are red, and violets are blue, and niggers are black, you know that's true. But they don't mind, cause what the heck! You gotta be black to get a welfare check! And the NAACP, would sure like to get a-hold of nigger hating me!
When you go out you grab a tennis ball.
If you see you a nigger, open the window scream "NIGGER!!" at the top of your lungs and throw the ball. There are three outcomes:
1)You hit him and get a point
2)You miss and have to retrieve the ball
3)He catches it and you have to go ask for it back
PERSON 1: You wanna play some niggerball PERSOn 2: Hell yeah brother, let's get some niggers
Any small bat, such as a T-Ball bat or similar device one keeps in their car, or carries on their person for self defense.
Can also be a sturdy stick, a pole, or any device which would serve the same purpose, to whump someone upside the head if needed.
Bro, you sure you want to be driving in this neighborhood?
Don't worry, I got my nigger knocker on the side of the seat here.