bitches give me stitches

A girl that is so annoying that she gives you "stitches".

Ashlyn won't shut up man. Bitches give me stitches

by SpizyFishtTacoz December 10, 2013

What does Zeannalie not give

A fck.

What does Zeannalie not give? A fck that fcked that fck while that fck was fcking another fck while another fcked watched.

by Nalieamor July 2, 2023

national give a girl you jersey day

September 30th is the day to give ur favorite girl or a girl you talk to your jersey

it’s national give a girl you jersey day

by takenbacon17 September 24, 2021

National Give Your Hoodie Day

Give your hoodie to someone.(Make sure it smells good😌)

Me: Hey want my hoodie?
Her: Sure but why?
Me: Remember what day it is?
Her: Oh yea it’s National Give Your Hoodie Day

by WhenIs_NationalDay September 30, 2020

give a ________ mug for xmas

Urban dictionaries way of making money off any fucking weird ass words that you search up.

Wow! I can give a ________ mug for xmas.

by PEWDIEPIEISACHILDRAPIST November 13, 2017

give the girl who sent you this your hoodie

if a girl sent you this on december 16th, you have to give her one of your hoodies on december 17th.

her: "sends you this "
you: " gives her a hoodie on december 17th”

so just give the girl who sent you this your hoodie.

by user111444117 December 13, 2021

National give Jesse anything day

On this day you should give him anything he desires including money. This is a well respected holiday so it should be taken seriously.

It’s National give Jesse anything day so time to give him $10000 for fun

by JessTakesWs October 6, 2023