eye crumbs

The yellowish residue in the corners of your eyes when you wake up.

Guy 1: "Damn you have serious eye crumbs, did you forget to wash your face"

by Digital Aphrodite August 22, 2015

squab eye

The squab can be natural or brought on by laughter. A person who's one eye shuts when in hysterics is known to have the squab eye. A lazy eye or any difference to one eye also falls into the category of squab.

Whoah look at toms squab eye got a bad one there chap!

by Deeb619 August 25, 2015

swamp eye

when a girl is giving oral the males cum then gets in her eye

Rebecca got Garret's cum in her eye so now she had swamp eye

by swamp watt August 31, 2016

Pucker eye

A woman's Anus

Man after I slammed that pussy I slammed her pucker eye last night!

by Gutter boy December 5, 2016

fast eyes

when you get up too fast from lying down for an extended period of time and your vision gets blured

I fell down the stairs became i had fast eyes earlier today

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

Eye bumsing

Fucking someone just using your gaze. From the German word "bummsen" for fucking

...and i love the way you were eye bumsing me arrrgh, turns me on actually just thinking about it😊.

by Nenn_mich_Franz January 8, 2016

eye surectomy

Surgical procedure to sever the connection between your eyes and your ass hole that gives you a shitty outlook on life.

With your attitude today , you should make an appointment with your doctor to have an eye surectomy.

by Ruphert H Humperdink November 30, 2018