metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

mother in love

a husbands dad has a live in girl friend but not married that you like is a mother in love.

I'm going over to give my mother in love a present.

by wordsmith21502 April 23, 2017

Mother Fanciable

When you fancy a female so much you want her to become the mother of your children.

"Whoa that Nando's waitress gave me 10% discount , she is mother fanciable!!!"

by Forrersley May 29, 2017

Mother Leader

Mother Leader, also known as Blingqueen from Endless Online

Mother to all and loves even the most difficult ones.

"Good morning Mother Leader!"

by BlingQueen May 28, 2017

premarital mother

A female in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.

What is your relationship to the boy playing baseball? I'm his premarital mother.

by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017

happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends

On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.

by slamdee July 15, 2017

mother bitch fucker

that one friend that spills your pop and says oops didn't see any faggs around had to fuck with you.

1. hey karl is a "mother bitch fucker"

2. this "mother bitch fucker" knocked over my damn hair product and broke it.

by itsdapussinator October 31, 2017