by theofficialphilzaminecraft November 01, 2021
A marinara Mike is similar to a wet Willy. The only difference is that the finger is dipped into marinara sauce instead of one’s mouth.
by ImALasagnaHog November 08, 2020
A female that’s bad on how she carry herself. Sexy/gorgeous with no makeup on with a beautiful attire with pumps. That catches your attention while breathtaking something just so exquisite. Bad like billie Jean moonwalking bad. Someone that’s there for you 82’ Mike Jackson bad!!
A female that knows she bad and you see she mike Jackson bad making you feel like a smooth criminal.
by Big Daddy 1983 April 10, 2022
by ilove@mikekeating June 04, 2021
Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 05, 2018
Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK
by Vaginas are gross August 05, 2022
by Ronald Diaz March 18, 2014