he is an asshole..but its okay cause he knows what that means. he giggles like the sunshine and is apparently shy??? but i dont see it. mike is the bomb dot com. Mike loves sushi.
by couchpotato33 August 26, 2010

That guy that annoys the fuck out of you at the bar. Rabid Patriots fan but has never even been to Boston or any other place close to New England. 105 pounds on a good day and buys his clothes from the kids section at Kohl's. Will likely smoke all your cigarettes.
by Gay Brad June 17, 2022

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by Miller96 September 24, 2020

Mike Denver overwhelming handsome and at the same time have a sense of humor and his voice makes you melt he has a face of an angel, He will make you laugh wen you're in hard times keep him cuz he deserves everything
by bvnnyverse07 May 13, 2022

A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.
"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"
OR:
"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"
OR:
"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"
by VerrucaSalt March 22, 2009
