Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.

I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...

by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021

Mike-It

When one leaves early from work shift.

Hey guys, think it’s alright if I mike-it today?

Hey guys, I think I’m going to miking-it today.

by 420lolweed January 16, 2021

Mike

The most buns human being alive

Mike your buns

by John Jeremy January 17, 2021

Mike Cummins

A person with more aspirations than money, a typical poor.

Dude was a tire kicker, basically a Mike Cummins, tired of these poors asking about things they can't afford!

by NotPoor January 22, 2021

Mike Bebek Taxi

Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))

"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"

by Taxi guy January 23, 2021

mike haggerty

Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.

You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.

by Dudeman87 January 25, 2021

Mikeing

The act of participating in an activity and contributing nothing while somehow not obtaining anything at the same time.

Wow! He has no properties and his headset is off. He's really Mikeing this round of Monopoly.

There is a minute left, we are down by 3, he has 32 points, and he just ran into me. He's really Mikeing it on Rocket tonight.

by ImCaptainMerica January 28, 2021