Tommy Tow Master

One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard

Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!

Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !

by PetraSpectRules March 12, 2017

dance dance revolution master

A dance dance revoulution master gets all the bitches waped around his dong amd dance all gets perfect on every song.

Dyaln is a dance dance revolution master all the bieches

by herffish96 February 09, 2015

meow master

One who gets so much pussy that they become a master of puss aka puss master

Sara: bro how does maryn get so many bitches
Theresa: idk she’s just a meow master

by m3owmaster March 25, 2023

Scrub Master

The art of mastering being a dickhead and screwing everything up.

Damnit that scrub master is ruining are party.

by WordsDontLie June 05, 2017

Henry the haiku master

The most legendary drawing to ever grace this earth. His life was short, but his dick was longer. He was created on a page of the Apogee adventures Vermont-Lake Champlain trip 2A 2021 touring trip, and soon after was wrongly accused of assault and beheaded.

“Stop worshiping the ginger! Henry the haiku master is our ruler now”

by Shane Churilla November 23, 2021

Masters of the moral landscape

"It's a metaphor for my moral presuppositions being correct"

Hym "THAT'S WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS TRYING TO DO THOUGH, ISN'T IT!? Become the masters of the moral landscape. You're LITERALLY doing the thing you accuse the atheist of doing. The entire purpose of religion is that. Eating the forbidden fruit if that's how you're going interpret it."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

Gabriel Inglesias Is Master Bison

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Zero: Gabriel Inglesias Is Master Bison

by AUDITORIUMU February 17, 2025