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Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
mugGet the Long Distant Hole Punchermug.

long day ago

Something which happened many hours ago... but feels as if it were days ago until you realize it was only yesterday... so many hours it wasn't today but not enough to be days ago.
Oh man do you remember when we ordered pizza? It couldn't be more than a long day ago....
by ianvogue March 21, 2019
mugGet the long day agomug.

Long live gekyume

Long live the only begotten son of the Lord Jah.
Long live gekyume! Free Donny t! LLJ! Jahmen!
mugGet the Long live gekyumemug.

long holes

by Bishop nigga February 27, 2017
mugGet the long holesmug.

Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024
mugGet the Long Island Pattymug.

how long should i keep the poopy in

me: hey doc i got another question for you i know you really liked the last one how long should i keep the poopy in like how long should i keep the duct tape in
by doccuh April 24, 2022
mugGet the how long should i keep the poopy inmug.

long uneeded yawn

When somone yawns for so long you cant help but stare at them for the whole ten seconds that are yawning.
Persone 1: yawns a long uneeded yawn for to DANM long
Me: slaps in face
by A coool persone March 19, 2020
mugGet the long uneeded yawnmug.

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