church lady kool-aid

Origin: Lutheran

CHERRY (and only cherry) Kool-aid mix WITH the sugar AND 1-1.5 more cups of sugar added. Often paired with Oreos.... and then Dodgeball. #PraiseJesus

You don't need alcohol or drugs, you will be flying high enough on church lady kool-aid.

by kisserT September 4, 2022

Lady Crater

A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.

That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!

by ThunderBoss October 8, 2014

Lady gaga

Hot.

Ava: who’s lady gaga?
Kate: a fashionable hot human.

by Usmellbad October 21, 2021

Parrot lady

The kind of person that thinks other people will think she is funny or likeable even after having her husband killed (though she didn't have the balls to do it herself) by placing a parrot on her shoulder.

The parrot lady was the worst kind of weak person, the kind that would have somebody killed to prove she wasn't a weak person. That's worse than stabbing somebody numerous times like Ezra McCanless did to prove she wasn't a weak person, though any weak person that would kill to prove that he/she wasn't a weak person is the worst kind of weak person. If only the weak males didn't get most of the spotlight, the rest of us could give credit to all weak people equally instead of just half, once the rest of us no longer feel too intimidated by females to say the bad things about them that they would be quick to say about males to insult or disrespect them.

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

Lady Josefina Gonzalez

A New Addition To OUR National Crown. YOU Will Show Her The Great Respect She Has Earned " The Lady Josefina Gonzalez ", Royal Knight, And Dutchess Of Hildago County, TEXAS. Made By KING EDDIE SMITH IV KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On 05/03/2022 Family Awarded PRIVILEGE RANK 2 First In ALL Lands A Greart Honor Bestowed To My Josefina, She Who " The Lord Increases " My Foundation For OUR "Children".

A Gift To Mankind From YOUR KING.

Lady Josefina Gonzalez, Of Hildago County Was The First Royal Made Of Nationial Crown Made Dutchess Of Hildago County, TEXAS On May 3, 2022 By KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA In Honor Of The Royal Nationial Crown Her Family Lineage Was Awarded PRIVILEGE RANK 2

That Is All.

A New Addition To OUR National Crown. YOU Will Show Her The Great Respect She Has Earned " The Lady Josefina Gonzalez ", Royal Knight, And Dutchess Of Hildago County, TEXAS. Made By KING EDDIE SMITH IV KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On 05/03/2022 Family Awarded PRIVILEGE RANK 2 First In ALL Lands A Greart Honor Bestowed To My Josefina, She Who " The Lord Increases " My Foundation For OUR "Children".

A Gift To Mankind From YOUR KING.

by The Capitalizied KING Of USA. May 3, 2022

Lady Shower

A bathroom primarily used by a woman in her efforts to smell amazing

Guy1: woah bro.. you smell good as shit
Guy2: yeah bro.. I took a lady shower at my girls place. It was the shit

by virjinia guse July 18, 2018

lady faye

A very annoying person who is also caring yet she never knows what she wants to eat

Her friend: hey where do you want to eat

Lady faye: I don't know what do you want to eat

Her friend: I don't know where do you want to go

This will continue

by Kwispy69 July 9, 2022